Need help with this translation please

Can any tell me what this says? I was told it was a fake but received no translation. I'm looking for a second opinion.
Thank you

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I can't make heads or tails of it; it looks to me like someone has copied random characters without really knowing what they mean (or how to draw them). Some of them aren't actual characters (at least not ones I've ever seen).
Edited: 2015-04-06, 6:55 pm
Ok, Thank you for taking a look at it.
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