かんちょう

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mezbup Member
From: sausage lip Registered: 2008-09-18 Posts: 1681 Website

かんちょう =

官庁 goverment office
館長 superintendant, director, curator, chief librarian
管長 superintendant priest
艦長 captain of a warship
完調 ones best form
間諜 spy
浣腸 giving an enema, prank where the ect ect ect
漢朝 han dynasty
and theres a couple more


官庁で漢朝の艦長が間諜と館長に完調に浣腸しました。

edit:

or would this be better?

艦長も管長もが、官庁で漢朝の間諜と館長に完調に浣腸しました。

Last edited by mezbup (2010 January 26, 9:38 pm)

Nuriko Member
From: CA Registered: 2008-01-07 Posts: 603

big_smile Did you compose that sentence?

mezbup Member
From: sausage lip Registered: 2008-09-18 Posts: 1681 Website

haha yeah just tried to think the longest one up I could.

Hoping others will post amusing sentences of a similar nature big_smile

校門で孔門が肛門を通して後門について告文を送りました。

Last edited by mezbup (2010 January 26, 9:23 pm)

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Grinkers Member
From: Tokyo Registered: 2009-10-22 Posts: 298

That reminds me of a sentence I saw that was almost all は when written without kanji. The phonetics and particles all blended together. I'v completely forgotten what it was, and wish I wrote it down.

It was something like 母は、歯は〜 and so on to something. I'm sure we could make our own!

Ben Bullock Member
Registered: 2010-01-19 Posts: 61

Grinkers wrote:

That reminds me of a sentence I saw that was almost all は when written without kanji. The phonetics and particles all blended together. I'v completely forgotten what it was, and wish I wrote it down.

It was something like 母は、歯は〜 and so on to something. I'm sure we could make our own!

If you ever remember it, please send it to me, I'm collecting them:

Sumomo mo momo mo momo no uchi.
李も桃も桃のうち。
Uraniwa ni wa niwa, niwa ni wa niwa niwatori ga iru.
裏庭には二羽庭には二羽鶏がいる。
Kisha no kisha wa kisha de kisha shita.
貴社の記者は汽車で帰社した。

(For even more, see http://www.sljfaq.org/afaq/hayakuchi-kotoba.html)

mezbup Member
From: sausage lip Registered: 2008-09-18 Posts: 1681 Website

当代は灯台から東大まで遠いですね?

Grinkers Member
From: Tokyo Registered: 2009-10-22 Posts: 298

You have to match particle phonetics too, or else it's too easy to figure out sad

Codexus Member
From: Switzerland Registered: 2007-11-27 Posts: 721

Sometimes, it feels like Japanese can't possibly be a real language big_smile

yudantaiteki Member
Registered: 2009-10-03 Posts: 3619

You can find things like these in any language -- note that many of the words used in these sentences (at list the first two) are obsolete or rare.

Reply #10 - 2010 January 27, 8:28 am
Jarvik7 Member
From: 名古屋 Registered: 2007-03-05 Posts: 3946

脱肛 anal prolapse
抱っこ hug
脱穀 threshing
脱稿 completion of a manuscript

have fun

Reply #11 - 2010 January 27, 9:33 pm
Smackle Member
Registered: 2008-01-16 Posts: 463

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yudantaiteki Member
Registered: 2009-10-03 Posts: 3619

Jarvik7 wrote:

脱肛 anal prolapse
抱っこ hug
脱穀 threshing
脱稿 completion of a manuscript

have fun

脱穀しながら機会を抱っこしちゃって脱肛したから、脱肛できなかった。

どうでしょうか。

Last edited by yudantaiteki (2010 January 27, 10:13 pm)

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