I'm brimming with hot-blooded, manly passion (nekketsu?). Despite my lazy, undisciplined ways, I'll make myself get through this stuff yet. Only 752 reviews left before I can start adding new kanji! I'm on 1805, so the end is in sight. Then on to mastering this language of the moons. I think this enthusiasm comes from U&I playing in my headphones (song from K-ON, the most manly, badass screen drama I've beheld). I don't know whether to fist pump or weep. On second thought, I think I'll make tea and have some cake.
No, wait, I have to study!
To somehow turn this into a deep and thoughtful post with some sort of purpose, remember that doing 9001 reviews a day is really just a sort of trial similar to the ones administered to young samurai preparing for battle against the giant insectoid menace. While they would go into the mountains to break things underneath waterfalls for months on end, we're similarly writing a bunch of kanji. Only by completing this trial will we be able to defend the galaxy from gaijin set on defiling our space dust. Banzai!
I'm sorry. I'm just too giddy right now.