I'm going to second Stansfield123 assertion that in actuality, JimmySeal doesn't really believe that hand-bra girl is THAT "ugly."
To have the opinion that hand-bra girl isn't attractive is in one thing. To claim that she is as ugly as, and even resembles a gorilla, is another.
I mean, if Asian hand-bra girl "looks like a gorilla", then what the hell does that make girls of dark complexions?
As for why JimmySeal is making overly gratuitious claims without believing in them, my theory is perhaps just for fun, controversy and to test the responses of forum readers? It's like gratuitous violence/nudity in movies, except in text form on message boards.
Stansfield123 Wrote:If you honestly believe this girl looks like a gorilla, then logically there are only two options:
1. you're used to high standards, because the women in your life are far more attractive
2. you really believe that the women you date look worse than gorillas - that's unlikely (even if you're dating a plain looking girl, you still see beauty in her, otherwise you wouldn't date her).
Other than those two options, the only other one is that you don't really think she's that ugly, you just felt like attacking her gratuitously. Personally, I'm convinced this is exactly what's going on, and you should think about working on your personality. Of course there's a very easy way for you to prove me wrong: pictures.
I do not believe that JimmySeal's life is filled with good looking women, hence his supposed high expectations in beauty. Otherwise, he would be out there impregnating them, not wasting time on a forum calling girls gorillas. We can rule out option 1.
I do not believe that JimmySeal cannot visually tell the difference between gorillas and hand-bra girl. Since he is on a forum, we can assume his eyesight is competent. We can also assume that there is not an exotic eye disease that causes such a problem. We can rule out option 2.
Therefore, the only option available is 3: JimmySeal DOES find hand-bra unattractive to his personal tastes, but he is
gratuitiously exaggerating that fact by saying she looks like a gorilla.
I also saw the links of the "superior" looking girls that he posted above. If you examine them closely, you can find actually monkey features on them too which makes sense since we descended from primates. However I would not go as far as to say that they LOOK like monkeys.
Edited: 2013-02-04, 1:48 pm