So I was always wondering what Japanaese jokes are like. I found couple of 親父 jokes topics through search here but I talk about jokes in general. So if you know any jokes or any good sites with them, please share. 
2011-04-28, 6:24 am
one of my favourites is saying よーし while lifting a piece of paper off your desk.
or saying stuff like チキンをキチンと食べる etc.
I only know lame stuff like that unfortunately.
or saying stuff like チキンをキチンと食べる etc.
I only know lame stuff like that unfortunately.
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2011-04-28, 6:57 am
A couple more I randomly remembered.
葡萄（ぶどう）一粒（ひとつぶ）どう？
この西瓜（すいか）安いか？
葡萄（ぶどう）一粒（ひとつぶ）どう？
この西瓜（すいか）安いか？
2011-04-28, 8:46 am
This is a primary school level joke
牛さんと豚さんが勝負したら、どっちが勝つ？
とんかつ！
牛さんと豚さんが勝負したら、どっちが勝つ？
とんかつ！
2011-04-28, 12:47 pm
PensukeD Wrote:This イス a chair. ->From JMWWhat's JMW?
Here's a variation of that pun:
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2011-04-28, 1:42 pm
fugu68 Wrote:A couple of bad puns here:Any more going around in Japan and getting reactions videos like this?
Edited: 2011-04-28, 1:42 pm
2011-04-28, 3:35 pm
Shadeless Wrote:Japanese grammar the Manga Way.PensukeD Wrote:This イス a chair. ->From JMWWhat's JMW?
Here's a variation of that pun:
2011-04-28, 6:09 pm
nadiatims Wrote:one of my favourites is saying よーし while lifting a piece of paper off your desk.can i call you 紙様
2011-04-28, 7:14 pm
A really stupid joke I picked up in a drama a long time ago (can't even remember which one it was):
今日の朝食は超ショックだった！
今日の朝食は超ショックだった！
2011-04-29, 2:01 pm
kainzero Wrote:LOL first Japanese pun I understood on my own!nadiatims Wrote:one of my favourites is saying よーし while lifting a piece of paper off your desk.can i call you 紙様
kainzero Wrote:chochajin今日の朝食は超ショックだった！説明して下さい。
2011-04-29, 2:18 pm
PensukeD Wrote:朝食＝ちょうしょくkainzero Wrote:chochajin今日の朝食は超ショックだった！説明して下さい。
超ショック＝ちょうしょっく
2011-04-29, 4:34 pm
pudding cat Wrote:Ah sorry, I got that much from rikai-chan but I don't actually know the meaning of the sentence as a wholePensukeD Wrote:朝食＝ちょうしょくkainzero Wrote:chochajin今日の朝食は超ショックだった！説明して下さい。
超ショック＝ちょうしょっく
2011-04-29, 5:14 pm
What about this one, it's pretty basic:
彼がカレーとスキー好きです。
さむ
彼がカレーとスキー好きです。
さむ
2011-04-29, 5:49 pm
PensukeD Wrote:Ah sorry, I got that much from rikai-chan but I don't actually know the meaning of the sentence as a whole超 is a common prefix roughly corresponding to the English 'super-'. Hence loosely, "Today's breakfast was a huge shock!"
Edited: 2011-04-29, 5:49 pm
2011-04-29, 6:43 pm
Rayath Wrote:So I was always wondering what Japanaese jokes are like.Just go to Youtube and search for 落語 (rakugo) or 漫才 (manzai).
2011-04-29, 7:52 pm
My friend taught me this one.
うらにわにはにわにわにはにわにわとりがいる
うらにわにはにわにわにはにわにわとりがいる
Edited: 2011-04-29, 7:52 pm
2011-04-30, 7:20 pm
SendaiDan Wrote:My friend taught me this one.Wasn't that a tongue twister more than a joke?!
うらにわにはにわにわにはにわにわとりがいる
2011-05-01, 4:59 pm
astendra Wrote:Thanks for going through all the trouble of explaining that to mePensukeD Wrote:Ah sorry, I got that much from rikai-chan but I don't actually know the meaning of the sentence as a whole超 is a common prefix roughly corresponding to the English 'super-'. Hence loosely, "Today's breakfast was a huge shock!"
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