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The Worst of the Japanese Lovers

#26
Sebastian Wrote:
TheVinster Wrote:Watch this video and tell me how you feel. Try not stabbing your eyes out like I attempted.


You made me waste 10 minutes of my life. I hate you.

You're NOT kawaii.

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Well anyway, have a kawaii Thanksgiving day everybody.
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#27
I liked how the cameraman(woman/robot/zilla/Aibo, not sure) doesn't say a word. Honestly the most harrowing moment for me was how she seemed she was going to snap the branch of that poor Sakura tree. Wink

In quincy's defense, you can see it's a "she" on her other videos, but on that particular one it really isn't obvious.

Still, major waste of time. Except for the links on the right side which led me to another boobie video.
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#28
...I hate myself for watching that.

In my defense I continued watching to try and figure out the gender.
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#29
ファブリス Wrote:Still, major waste of time. Except for the links on the right side which led me to another boobie video.
Jesus Christ Almighty
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#30
When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about why Japanese are terrible in bed .....lol.....
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#31
chamcham Wrote:When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about why Japanese are terrible in bed .....lol.....
Well? Are they? I want a 6-page essay by tomorrow. Double-spaced, 12 font, Times, MLA citation.

But, really, tell me more... lol...
Edited: 2010-11-25, 12:15 pm
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#32
chamcham Wrote:When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about why Japanese are terrible in bed .....lol.....
Hell yeah, if this was a barbecue the coal is not even red. Flames!!!
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#33
bizarrojosh Wrote:Would you really go up to her and say "Is this a joke? Are you male or female? Which one you ***** loser?" No you wouldn't! Stop.
Don't tell me what I can't do!
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#34
chamcham Wrote:When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about why Japanese are terrible in bed .....lol.....
....?

Are you implying that Japanese are, in fact, unskilled at coitus?
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#35
Aw, I remember people called me a lunatic spending hours studying 漢字. Is this how they actually view us? (0_o')

"Are you implying that Japanese are, in fact, unskilled at coitus?"
The title is misleading -- it should have been "The Worst of Japanophiles". :|
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#36
Oh, I know, but the sentence "why Japanese are terrible in bed" implies that Japanese are, in fact, terrible in bed, doesn't it?

It's a sentiment I actually hear thrown a lot by foreigners, which is why I'm bringing it up. I'm not just looking for an excuse to go on a rant about female sexuality in Japan, I swear Tongue
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#37
Aijin Wrote:
chamcham Wrote:When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about why Japanese are terrible in bed .....lol.....
....?

Are you implying that Japanese are, in fact, unskilled at coitus?
無茶すないよ
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#38
Aijin Wrote:Oh, I know, but the sentence "why Japanese are terrible in bed" implies that Japanese are, in fact, terrible in bed, doesn't it?

It's a sentiment I actually hear thrown a lot by foreigners, which is why I'm bringing it up. I'm not just looking for an excuse to go on a rant about female sexuality in Japan, I swear Tongue
Aijin,

Spend one night with me and you'll figure out why..... Big Grin
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#39
:lol:
What a great video! I loled and I loled, but it was a lol full of love, because she's so obviously into it.
"What a kawai morning!" Pure Fort Knox 99 carats.
The chopsticks scene was obviously satire.
But she didn't even say いただきます, I don't know if I can tolerate that...
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#40
I got as far as 怖いmorning in the video and as far as chamcham soliciting Aijin in this thread...

I think i can live without the rest (although Aijin's proposed rant sounds intriguing).
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#41
"as far as chamcham soliciting Aijin in this thread...I think i can live without the rest (although Aijin's proposed rant sounds intriguing)."

Isn't this a unique community? :}


"It's a sentiment I actually hear thrown a lot by foreigners"
Oh really? I never been abroad so I never heard of Japanese ladies ...sucking at sex. XD *shot*
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#42
Mcjon01 Wrote:
bizarrojosh Wrote:Would you really go up to her and say "Is this a joke? Are you male or female? Which one you ***** loser?" No you wouldn't! Stop.
Don't tell me what I can't do!
I would argue with you, but I can't even figure out what gender you are. I'm not criticising you for it, I'm just sneering and pointing out my inability to decide which you are, which is worth mentioning for no other reason than that, in a completely neutral manner. This is also how I conduct myself in person.

In my defense, I honestly don't know! I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin', ha, ha, ha. I think we can all have a good laugh about this! Pick a gender and be clear about it at all times according to societal norms!

And Aijin, you're arguing with a stereotype created by people whose only knowledge of Japanese sexuality comes from porn and maybe one token Japanese relationship. On the flip side, they think all Western people have 12" penises and/or immense breasts and emulate the positions and attitudes of other cultures' porn. The sad truth of the matter (for people who aren't abstract asexual entities), most people, the same ratio in every culture (except the Spanish because they're so passionate! I saw it in a movie/online survey) suck at sex. ;p

Also, you mentioned sex and have a female icon, ha ha, time to proposition you.

Okay, I think I covered all my sarcastic bases here. Thank you, thank you. Happy holidays. *Bows out*.

Two bonus holiday links:

http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/modlan...prayer.htm
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e...emembrance
Edited: 2010-11-25, 4:24 pm
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#43
nest0r Wrote:I would argue with you, but I can't even figure out what gender you are.
My gender is "currently watching season six of lost". It is also "doesn't know what gender means but is too proud to look it up". Hope that helps. Wink

And of course Japanese girls are lifeless in the sack. All girls are lifeless in the sack, since you don't put them in there until you're ready to dump the body. Haha, serial killer jokes.
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#44
Mcjon01 Wrote:And of course Japanese girls are lifeless in the sack. All girls are lifeless in the sack, since you don't put them in there until you're ready to dump the body. Haha, serial killer jokes.
LMAO. I knew where you were going when I read the word lifeless. I could not help but read on.

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#45
Aijin Wrote:Oh, I know, but the sentence "why Japanese are terrible in bed" implies that Japanese are, in fact, terrible in bed, doesn't it?

It's a sentiment I actually hear thrown a lot by foreigners, which is why I'm bringing it up. I'm not just looking for an excuse to go on a rant about female sexuality in Japan, I swear Tongue
Some people I've talked to think that Japanese women are passive in the bedroom, and that can be viewed as a negative thing, at least by Americans. In America if a woman is too passive her boyfriend might think that she's selfish in the bedroom--he might feel like he's doing a lot to try to please her, but she's not doing a lot in return.
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#46
Nothing inaccurate with saying the majority of Japanese women are very passive in bed compared to western women.

My favorite descriptive phrase is "starfish fucker".

BTW it's not a stereotype. Japanese people have by far the least amount of sex in the industrialized world.
Edited: 2010-11-25, 8:30 pm
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#47
Womacks23 Wrote:Nothing inaccurate with saying the majority of Japanese women are very passive in bed compared to western women.

My favorite descriptive phrase is "starfish fucker".

BTW it's not a stereotype. Japanese people have by far the least amount of sex in the industrialized world.
Inaccurate, yes, and stereotypical nonsense. It's not a stereotype, you say? That Japanese people are 'bad in bed' because you claim they have the least amount of sex? Please, do explain/prove your points.
Edited: 2010-11-25, 8:33 pm
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#48
Vastly different cultural expectations = bad sex for someone

Most of the time Smile
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#49
Japanese people are bad at sex. Add westerners to this and you get those stereotypes.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/natio...rvey-shows

When it comes to hitting sexual heights, the average Japanese lover is among the least likely in the world to have an orgasm with only 27% coming to a climax
almost every time they have sex. Only the Chinese and people from Hong Kong (both 24%) are less likely to make the earth move and make their partners say Yes! Yes! Yes!
Edited: 2010-11-25, 8:58 pm
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#50
Womacks23 Wrote:Japanese people are bad at sex. Add westerners to this and you get those stereotypes.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/natio...rvey-shows

When it comes to hitting sexual heights, the average Japanese lover is among the least likely in the world to have an orgasm with only 27% coming to a climax
almost every time they have sex. Only the Chinese and people from Hong Kong (both 24%) are less likely to make the earth move and make their partners say Yes! Yes! Yes!
Uh huh. Edit: That was a sarcastic 'uh huh', in case it wasn't clear. I do hope that you aren't serious, but I can't tell, so I'll spare myself the wasted time. ;p
Edited: 2010-11-25, 10:49 pm
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