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Today Chuck Norris broke the sound barrier.....

#1
it's taking time off to recover.

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Edited: 2010-10-05, 1:37 am
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#2
I think it's time to take Mr Norris seriously.
I think it's time the U.N. starts a program of microscopic study of Mr Norris' skin.
I'm sure this will reveal quantic interactions that we've never even dared to dream of,
and that one day, it will help us to break the teleportation barrier.
Thank you Mr Norris, benefactor of the humankind.

I mean, he did it on foot, right?
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#3
In Soviet Russia, the sound barrier breaks you.
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#4
Two years ago called...

they want their (lame to begin with) meme back.
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#5
Chuck Norris Facts Smile
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#6
that Mr Spice Old T guy rips chuck Norris anyday
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#7
Jarvik7 Wrote:Two years ago called...

they want their (lame to begin with) meme back.
Chuck Norris is angry you think this meme is only 2 years old. Tongue
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#8
Give Check Norris a break already...
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#9
チャック・ノリス・ジョーク

チャック・ノリスはピアノでバイオリンを弾くことができる
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#10
Rael89 Wrote:チャック・ノリス・ジョーク

チャック・ノリスはピアノでバイオリンを弾くことができる
真逆[まさか]  

>>>>>チャック・ノリスは眠らない。待つのだ。
Edited: 2010-10-05, 8:20 pm
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#11
Jarvik7 Wrote:Two years ago called...

they want their (lame to begin with) meme back.
TIME did a feature on it in 2006.

2006!
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#12
Do memes come back into fashion in time like with clothes and music I wonder?
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#13
As long as you have an uncle with a Hotmail account, memes will never die.
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#14
Chuck Norris jokes are stupid and outdated. Sorry to tell you.
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#15
Which adds to the hilarity... but don't let HIM hear you say that. Wink
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#16
The kanji for Chuck Norris has over 900 strokes, and no reading.
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#17
Cheesemaster64 Wrote:The kanji for Chuck Norris has over 900 strokes, and no reading.
Chuck Norris adds 2042 kanji a day.


...I don't know why I'm contributing, I'd like to see the Norris jokes die out.
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#18
Yeah, me too.
It's really become a pavlovian reflex.
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#19
I never got into the Norris meme to begin with. It always just seemed like a blatant rip-off of the previous Al Gore invented xyz meme.

..plus I'm only vaguely aware of who he is since I have never seen anything starring him.
Edited: 2010-10-06, 6:36 am
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Jarvik7 Wrote:I never got into the Norris meme to begin with. It always just seemed like a blatant rip-off of the previous Al Gore invented xyz meme.

..plus I'm only vaguely aware of who he is since I have never seen anything starring him.
Ditto. Well, I did watch a movie where he got beat up by Bruce Lee in a colosseum.
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#21
Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris Facts
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#22
When the boogie man goes to bed...he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

That's my favourite one.
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#23
ropsta Wrote:it's taking time off to recover.

Discuss.
Is this actually connected to some sort of news, or did you just want make a Chuck Norris joke thread?
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#24
Cheesemaster64 Wrote:The kanji for Chuck Norris has over 900 strokes, and no reading.
That many strokes, and no reading: That's the very definition of hell (i.e. 地獄).

... Wait, you meant over 9000 strokes, right?
Edited: 2010-10-12, 11:18 pm
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