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ダジャレ - Old Man Jokes / Puns

#1
I've taken quite a shining to Japanese ダジャレ jokes, and would love to hear some of the ones you guys know. Here's a couple to get things rolling.

What sort of sport is best played with your grandpa? どんなのスポーツがお祖父さんと一生に遊ぶの方がいいですか?
Softball. 祖父とボール (sofu to boru)

What did the anteater say to his hardworking wife? (I've forgotten the Japanese, sorry)
Ten ants! 蟻が十 (ari ga tou)
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#2
お祖父さんと一生 → 一緒. (いっしょ)
im sure there is loads on the net. some of the ones I have have heard include:

布団が吹っ飛んだ。
ショウガがないのはしようがない。
かえるが帰る。 (かえる=Frog)
then there is that 裏庭には二羽、庭には二羽鶏がいる。 (7 consecutive にわ's)
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#3
this japanese wikipedia page is full of them. enjoy!

http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%A7%84%E...2%E8%90%BD
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#4
Q: 何歳ですか?
A: 天才です。

If someone is eating a ウインナー that looks really good, you can say: いいなあ!!

インド料理レストランで: 
Q: それは何ですか?
A: ナンです。 
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