For those English teachers here, a friend sent me a crazy sentence generator I found to be funny:

http://www.manythings.org/rs/

Some sentences that my friend enjoy sharing with his students:

"Laughing in the doghouse is hard.

It wasn't dangerous to study next to the police station last week.

Ms. Brown thinks that it isn't hard to pray.

Did those pilots miss jumping at the drugstore?

It might not be impossible to ski in London next year.

It might be boring to shave at the bank next week.

It wasn't bad to talk five weeks ago.

Those taxi drivers are enjoying writing on the street at present.

Is the plumber enjoying fighting right now?

The cashiers haven't loved talking yet.

They've already loved eating.

Does Betty Sue regret reading between the two mountains?

Are the teachers practicing talking?

Are you fishermen missing laughing among the trees?

Two months ago the computer programmers were still missing eating.

Haven't the dentists danced?

I'll shout as soon as you have worked.

The science teachers haven't jumped yet.

Have the teachers ever shaved?

Those politicians named the dog Fido."


As a non-native speaker, I can't stop laughing. They are totally crazy.

I have to agree that laughing in the dog house is pretty hard.

"Does Betty Sue regret reading between the two mountains?"

This one sounds highly suggestive.

This is interesting.
I actually had the idea a while ago to make a comedic Japanese junior high school English generator. I don't think it would be too hard since I can reverse engineer most student errors.

Those random sentences are great. I wonder if some of those English expressions you find on Japanese t-shirts, food products etc. are composed by the same sentence generator. They are often grammatically correct yet bizarre.

"It might be boring to shave at the bank next week."

Boring? It will be awesome.

Hahaha, my favorite so far is:

"Those journalists name the baby Susan."

I have never dug a hole near the post office at 9:34

lolzzzzzzzz