Michael Jackson's "Beat it" written in hiragana.

http://admac.jp/jomon/archive/ongaku01.html

ゆべら　らんゆ　べら　どぅわ　ちゅっけーん

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL.

Dude, I'm at work. Couldn't stop laughing. Man, you suck. lol

Just had a native japanese speaker "sing" this to me. They know the tune but not the full english lyrics.

Best laugh I, and the try to be singer, have had for ages.