Classical Tibetan. I plan to experiment using the Heisig method as well learning it. It has a rather complicated alphabet that builds upon itself like kanji. There are only about 1000 words used in all of the Dharma Pujas in Tibetan Buddhism practice so I would need to create 1000 stories.

My profile pick is of the Tibetan letter AH. It looks like a 13Volt battery to me. It is used in Tantric practice to purify speech and also pacify lust. So it has a red color. When a woman uses a "toy" for the purpose of lust, maybe she has a 13Volt battery in it. Perhaps she also moans, AHHH

After having read this thread I've actually started French. It seems so easy compared to Japanese, at least recognition wise. I tried to read a short descriptive passage which had an English translation, and I understood about 60% of it, with pretty much zero knowledge. It wasn't too good for my Japanese motivation, though.