I know a chess forum where they do jokes about the game, so I think we can do something similar.

JOKE 1

Son: "dad, dad, what will happen after we die?"
Dad: "look son, I'll show you"
(the father shows the smartphone to his son)
Phone screen: "AnkiDroid. You have 9999999 reviews for today."

JOKE 2

Nihonjin: "wow man, looking at your kanji tattoo it's obvious you likeしこん (bluish purple) very much..."
Gaijin: "not really, the matter is I am a big fan of spiderman"

JOKE 3

Student: "teacher, are you sure this street will bring us to Tokyo? I think you misread the map..."
Prof. Heisig: "Relax, I surely know how to read a map in japanese! Look, the map says we are near a city, we are almost there."
(5 mins later)
Prof. Heisig: "...and here we are! Finally we arrived in Tokyo! Well, I think for the night we can sleep in that barn..."

So Joke 1 is when someone goes to heaven right

JOKE 4

Mother:"Son, I understand your love for spiderman, I'm not against all those poster on the walls, but on the other hand those poster on the floor... they seems too much to me..."
Son:"Well mom, where am I supposed to put them, they are poster of venom!"

Flamerokz Wrote:So Joke 1 is when someone goes to heaven right

Lol it is what happen when you die, no one is going to do reps anymore, so they will accumulate forever because Anki doesn't know you died xD I know, they are embarassing, I'm bad at jokes ._.

I was thinking what was meant is that: Joke 1 is when you go to heaven while going to Hell would be something along the lines of 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 reviews

JOKE 5

It is said a kanji master is stronger because his heart can bear four strokes.

Lol this is gross

Girl:"I'm beginning to think this date was a mistake... While I talk, you are doing those stupid reps all the time..."
Boy:"Sorry, I like you so much, just give me another chance..."
Girl"Ok... then... let's start from zero"
Boy:"are you crazy? I'm not going to reset my deck for you!"

-"I don't understand why he killed himself..."
-"maybe the girl left him... or he did a bad financial investment..."
-"well, I'm no expert but now that you make ne think about it, that same morning he was looking at a chart on his computer... but still I don't understand, standing on that chart his investment was good... why kill yourself on the same day when your stocks are over 10000?!"

-"I don't know, you keep following katzumoto advices but after six months I still don't see any progress at all... You are still illiterate and yo mama is fat as before."

I heard joke once: Man goes to teacher. Says he's depressed. Japanese seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Teacher says: "Treatment is simple. The great polyglot - Benny Lewis - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But teacher..." he says "I am Benny Lewis." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

tl;dr joke: "Fluent in Japanese in 3 months"

Let me correct that for you :

qwertyytrewq Wrote:I heard joke once: Man goes to teacher. Says he's depressed. Japanese seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Teacher says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Benny Lewis - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But teacher..." he says "I am Benny Lewis." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

No need to deviate from the original so much.

...what was it they say about not feeding the trolls ?