URGENT Japanese mock exam

I URGENTLY NEED SOME HELP! I've really been slacking on my Japanese recently and I've really gone down... but I can't be seen to be doing this because I am currently in deep trouble with everyone... and I'm going to do Japanese at University so this would be a real shame so close to final exams (but I have an unconditional offer so I won't loose my place, don't worry - it's just shameful). I've lost my way with pretty much everything I was passionate about for various stressful reasons and I'm trying to get back on track but my school has organised a mock exam for me this afternoon and I don't know how I'm going to deal. But I found out which paper they're gonna give me... this is cheeky and totally not what I usually do or probably should use this forum for but, please, could anyone higher level who might find this easy just do the English to Japanese translation for me... and maybe just translate all the questions for the comprehension and essay so I can quickly make a plan of action? (And don't tell me that they should be sympathetic of my slacking because of whatever happened (since it doesn't actually matter for my university place), because I can't tell them about it, I won't tell you, and it would probably make my mother more angry than sympathetic. Please just help.) I was gonna run the whole thing through yomichan, but its a pdf... I'm feeling its gonna take me too long to look up everything, so perhaps I should draw on others' knowledge. PLEASE HELP. thanks x

This is the paper: http://qualifications.pearson.com/conten...130621.pdf