I use the traditional method of emblazoning each kanji atop morsels of delectable treats. Upon consumption the individual kanji work their way into the very fiber of my being, conferring me with their ancient knowledge and becoming one with me just as I am one with the universe itself. It is a sacred union that can never be broken, "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips," as it were.
Edited: 2016-02-02, 4:47 am

