So everyone seems to agree that K. went to Heaven (alive!). I must confirm that the rumors were true. I got a phone call from K.-san himself yesterday. We had a long conversation in my Plain Broken English and my foreign sounding Japanese. I must say that K.-san was very patient and really tried to understand me.
Ok, so K.-san said that there are some pretty weird things in Heaven. God turned out to be a she, and she's a black midget with slanting eyes. But she looks young for her eternal age. She's only got two front teeth missing.
K.-san said that everybody here speaks the local lingo and they're perfectly monolingual. So he had some trouble at first, but immersed himself in the media and in nine months was even more proficient than any local guy. He didn't need to listen while asleep as they don't sleep here at all, it would be such a waste of eternal time.
K.-san told me that everybody there is happy, they smoke some local weeds and watch doramas and anime in the local lingo that's called Tensei. Their main activity, though, is to invent new ways of torturing their human ex-fellows in Hell. Hell is just next door to Heaven and it has a mysterious inscription on the door: 'AJATT unbelievers'.
Ok, so K.-san said that there are some pretty weird things in Heaven. God turned out to be a she, and she's a black midget with slanting eyes. But she looks young for her eternal age. She's only got two front teeth missing.
K.-san said that everybody here speaks the local lingo and they're perfectly monolingual. So he had some trouble at first, but immersed himself in the media and in nine months was even more proficient than any local guy. He didn't need to listen while asleep as they don't sleep here at all, it would be such a waste of eternal time.
K.-san told me that everybody there is happy, they smoke some local weeds and watch doramas and anime in the local lingo that's called Tensei. Their main activity, though, is to invent new ways of torturing their human ex-fellows in Hell. Hell is just next door to Heaven and it has a mysterious inscription on the door: 'AJATT unbelievers'.