Thank you guys so much for your help! 
Yeah, slogans do tend to sound like crap, so I think I'll just tell him to go for a simple one instead.
I tried to tell him in a nice way that "dude, you live in the middle of f*cking nowhere with absolutely no foreigners around... Why the English translation!?", but he was like "We want to make it international and cool".
Sigh...
Yeah, slogans do tend to sound like crap, so I think I'll just tell him to go for a simple one instead.
I tried to tell him in a nice way that "dude, you live in the middle of f*cking nowhere with absolutely no foreigners around... Why the English translation!?", but he was like "We want to make it international and cool".
Sigh...
Edited: 2015-06-27, 4:39 am