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Japanese jokes - Rayath - 2011-04-28

So I was always wondering what Japanaese jokes are like. I found couple of 親父 jokes topics through search here but I talk about jokes in general. So if you know any jokes or any good sites with them, please share. Smile

Japanese jokes - nadiatims - 2011-04-28

one of my favourites is saying よーし while lifting a piece of paper off your desk.

or saying stuff like チキンをキチンと食べる etc.

I only know lame stuff like that unfortunately.

Japanese jokes - PensukeD - 2011-04-28

This イス a chair. ->From JMW Tongue

Japanese jokes - cntrational - 2011-04-28

http://everything2.com/title/Japanese+puns+that+are+not+funny+but+at+least+are+puns

Japanese jokes - nadiatims - 2011-04-28

A couple more I randomly remembered.
葡萄（ぶどう）一粒（ひとつぶ）どう？
この西瓜（すいか）安いか？

Japanese jokes - fugu68 - 2011-04-28

A couple of bad puns here:




Japanese jokes - pudding cat - 2011-04-28

This is a primary school level joke

牛さんと豚さんが勝負したら、どっちが勝つ？
とんかつ！

Japanese jokes - Shadeless - 2011-04-28

PensukeD Wrote:This イス a chair. ->From JMW Tongue
What's JMW?

Here's a variation of that pun:
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Japanese jokes - fakewookie - 2011-04-28

fugu68 Wrote:A couple of bad puns here:


Any more going around in Japan and getting reactions videos like this?

Japanese jokes - PensukeD - 2011-04-28

Shadeless Wrote:
PensukeD Wrote:This イス a chair. ->From JMW Tongue
What's JMW?

Here's a variation of that pun:
Japanese grammar the Manga Way.

Japanese jokes - kainzero - 2011-04-28

nadiatims Wrote:one of my favourites is saying よーし while lifting a piece of paper off your desk.
can i call you 紙様

Japanese jokes - chochajin - 2011-04-28

A really stupid joke I picked up in a drama a long time ago (can't even remember which one it was):
今日の朝食は超ショックだった！

Japanese jokes - jcdietz03 - 2011-04-28

All of these qualify for Incredibly Lame Pun.

Japanese jokes - PensukeD - 2011-04-29

kainzero Wrote:
nadiatims Wrote:one of my favourites is saying よーし while lifting a piece of paper off your desk.
can i call you 紙様
LOL first Japanese pun I understood on my own!

kainzero Wrote:chochajin今日の朝食は超ショックだった！
説明して下さい。　

Japanese jokes - pudding cat - 2011-04-29

PensukeD Wrote:
kainzero Wrote:chochajin今日の朝食は超ショックだった！
説明して下さい。　
朝食＝ちょうしょく
超ショック＝ちょうしょっく

Japanese jokes - PensukeD - 2011-04-29

pudding cat Wrote:
PensukeD Wrote:
kainzero Wrote:chochajin今日の朝食は超ショックだった！
説明して下さい。　
朝食＝ちょうしょく
超ショック＝ちょうしょっく
Ah sorry, I got that much from rikai-chan but I don't actually know the meaning of the sentence as a whole Tongue

Japanese jokes - dacker - 2011-04-29

What about this one, it's pretty basic:

彼がカレーとスキー好きです。

さむ

Japanese jokes - astendra - 2011-04-29

PensukeD Wrote:Ah sorry, I got that much from rikai-chan but I don't actually know the meaning of the sentence as a whole Tongue
超 is a common prefix roughly corresponding to the English 'super-'. Hence loosely, "Today's breakfast was a huge shock!"

Japanese jokes - fakewookie - 2011-04-29

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Japanese jokes - iSoron - 2011-04-29

Rayath Wrote:So I was always wondering what Japanaese jokes are like.
Just go to Youtube and search for 落語 (rakugo) or 漫才 (manzai).

Japanese jokes - SendaiDan - 2011-04-29

My friend taught me this one.

うらにわにはにわにわにはにわにわとりがいる

Japanese jokes - chochajin - 2011-04-30

SendaiDan Wrote:My friend taught me this one.

うらにわにはにわにわにはにわにわとりがいる
Wasn't that a tongue twister more than a joke?!

Japanese jokes - PensukeD - 2011-05-01

astendra Wrote:
PensukeD Wrote:Ah sorry, I got that much from rikai-chan but I don't actually know the meaning of the sentence as a whole Tongue
超 is a common prefix roughly corresponding to the English 'super-'. Hence loosely, "Today's breakfast was a huge shock!"
Thanks for going through all the trouble of explaining that to me Big Grin.

Japanese jokes - nadiatims - 2011-05-02

I came up with one the other day:

Q:アナルがみつある男の名前は？

A:水戸黄門（みとこうもん）


*水戸黄門 is the title character in a long running jidaigeki. こうもん means anus if you use different kanji (肛門）.