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The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - TheVinster - 2010-11-25
Sebastian Wrote:Well anyway, have a kawaii Thanksgiving day everybody.TheVinster Wrote:Watch this video and tell me how you feel. Try not stabbing your eyes out like I attempted.You made me waste 10 minutes of my life. I hate you.
You're NOT kawaii.
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The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - ファブリス - 2010-11-25
I liked how the cameraman(woman/robot/zilla/Aibo, not sure) doesn't say a word. Honestly the most harrowing moment for me was how she seemed she was going to snap the branch of that poor Sakura tree.
In quincy's defense, you can see it's a "she" on her other videos, but on that particular one it really isn't obvious.
Still, major waste of time. Except for the links on the right side which led me to another boobie video.
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - Aijin - 2010-11-25
...I hate myself for watching that.
In my defense I continued watching to try and figure out the gender.
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - Evil_Dragon - 2010-11-25
ファブリス Wrote:Still, major waste of time. Except for the links on the right side which led me to another boobie video.Jesus Christ Almighty
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - chamcham - 2010-11-25
When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about why Japanese are terrible in bed .....lol.....
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - TheVinster - 2010-11-25
chamcham Wrote:When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about why Japanese are terrible in bed .....lol.....Well? Are they? I want a 6-page essay by tomorrow. Double-spaced, 12 font, Times, MLA citation.
But, really, tell me more... lol...
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - ファブリス - 2010-11-25
chamcham Wrote:When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about why Japanese are terrible in bed .....lol.....Hell yeah, if this was a barbecue the coal is not even red. Flames!!!
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - Mcjon01 - 2010-11-25
bizarrojosh Wrote:Would you really go up to her and say "Is this a joke? Are you male or female? Which one you ***** loser?" No you wouldn't! Stop.Don't tell me what I can't do!
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - Aijin - 2010-11-25
chamcham Wrote:When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about why Japanese are terrible in bed .....lol.........?
Are you implying that Japanese are, in fact, unskilled at coitus?
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - gyuujuice - 2010-11-25
Aw, I remember people called me a lunatic spending hours studying 漢字. Is this how they actually view us? (0_o')
"Are you implying that Japanese are, in fact, unskilled at coitus?"
The title is misleading -- it should have been "The Worst of Japanophiles". :|
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - Aijin - 2010-11-25
Oh, I know, but the sentence "why Japanese are terrible in bed" implies that Japanese are, in fact, terrible in bed, doesn't it?
It's a sentiment I actually hear thrown a lot by foreigners, which is why I'm bringing it up. I'm not just looking for an excuse to go on a rant about female sexuality in Japan, I swear
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - ta12121 - 2010-11-25
Aijin Wrote:無茶すないよchamcham Wrote:When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about why Japanese are terrible in bed .....lol.........?
Are you implying that Japanese are, in fact, unskilled at coitus?
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - chamcham - 2010-11-25
Aijin Wrote:Oh, I know, but the sentence "why Japanese are terrible in bed" implies that Japanese are, in fact, terrible in bed, doesn't it?Aijin,
It's a sentiment I actually hear thrown a lot by foreigners, which is why I'm bringing it up. I'm not just looking for an excuse to go on a rant about female sexuality in Japan, I swear
Spend one night with me and you'll figure out why.....
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - EratiK - 2010-11-25
:lol:
What a great video! I loled and I loled, but it was a lol full of love, because she's so obviously into it.
"What a kawai morning!" Pure Fort Knox 99 carats.
The chopsticks scene was obviously satire.
But she didn't even say いただきます, I don't know if I can tolerate that...
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - zigmonty - 2010-11-25
I got as far as 怖いmorning in the video and as far as chamcham soliciting Aijin in this thread...
I think i can live without the rest (although Aijin's proposed rant sounds intriguing).
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - gyuujuice - 2010-11-25
"as far as chamcham soliciting Aijin in this thread...I think i can live without the rest (although Aijin's proposed rant sounds intriguing)."
Isn't this a unique community? :}
"It's a sentiment I actually hear thrown a lot by foreigners"
Oh really? I never been abroad so I never heard of Japanese ladies ...sucking at sex. XD *shot*
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - nest0r - 2010-11-25
Mcjon01 Wrote:I would argue with you, but I can't even figure out what gender you are. I'm not criticising you for it, I'm just sneering and pointing out my inability to decide which you are, which is worth mentioning for no other reason than that, in a completely neutral manner. This is also how I conduct myself in person.bizarrojosh Wrote:Would you really go up to her and say "Is this a joke? Are you male or female? Which one you ***** loser?" No you wouldn't! Stop.Don't tell me what I can't do!
In my defense, I honestly don't know! I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin', ha, ha, ha. I think we can all have a good laugh about this! Pick a gender and be clear about it at all times according to societal norms!
And Aijin, you're arguing with a stereotype created by people whose only knowledge of Japanese sexuality comes from porn and maybe one token Japanese relationship. On the flip side, they think all Western people have 12" penises and/or immense breasts and emulate the positions and attitudes of other cultures' porn. The sad truth of the matter (for people who aren't abstract asexual entities), most people, the same ratio in every culture (except the Spanish because they're so passionate! I saw it in a movie/online survey) suck at sex. ;p
Also, you mentioned sex and have a female icon, ha ha, time to proposition you.
Okay, I think I covered all my sarcastic bases here. Thank you, thank you. Happy holidays. *Bows out*.
Two bonus holiday links:
http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/modlang/carasi/thanksgivingprayer.htm
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Transgender_Day_of_Remembrance
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - Mcjon01 - 2010-11-25
nest0r Wrote:I would argue with you, but I can't even figure out what gender you are.My gender is "currently watching season six of lost". It is also "doesn't know what gender means but is too proud to look it up". Hope that helps.
And of course Japanese girls are lifeless in the sack. All girls are lifeless in the sack, since you don't put them in there until you're ready to dump the body. Haha, serial killer jokes.
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - kazelee - 2010-11-25
Mcjon01 Wrote:And of course Japanese girls are lifeless in the sack. All girls are lifeless in the sack, since you don't put them in there until you're ready to dump the body. Haha, serial killer jokes.LMAO. I knew where you were going when I read the word lifeless. I could not help but read on.
Reita-chan's secret
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - Tzadeck - 2010-11-25
Aijin Wrote:Oh, I know, but the sentence "why Japanese are terrible in bed" implies that Japanese are, in fact, terrible in bed, doesn't it?Some people I've talked to think that Japanese women are passive in the bedroom, and that can be viewed as a negative thing, at least by Americans. In America if a woman is too passive her boyfriend might think that she's selfish in the bedroom--he might feel like he's doing a lot to try to please her, but she's not doing a lot in return.
It's a sentiment I actually hear thrown a lot by foreigners, which is why I'm bringing it up. I'm not just looking for an excuse to go on a rant about female sexuality in Japan, I swear
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - Womacks23 - 2010-11-25
Nothing inaccurate with saying the majority of Japanese women are very passive in bed compared to western women.
My favorite descriptive phrase is "starfish fucker".
BTW it's not a stereotype. Japanese people have by far the least amount of sex in the industrialized world.
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - nest0r - 2010-11-25
Womacks23 Wrote:Nothing inaccurate with saying the majority of Japanese women are very passive in bed compared to western women.Inaccurate, yes, and stereotypical nonsense. It's not a stereotype, you say? That Japanese people are 'bad in bed' because you claim they have the least amount of sex? Please, do explain/prove your points.
My favorite descriptive phrase is "starfish fucker".
BTW it's not a stereotype. Japanese people have by far the least amount of sex in the industrialized world.
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - Womacks23 - 2010-11-25
Vastly different cultural expectations = bad sex for someone
Most of the time
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - Womacks23 - 2010-11-25
Japanese people are bad at sex. Add westerners to this and you get those stereotypes.
http://www.japantoday.com/category/national/view/japanese-missing-out-on-orgasms-durex-survey-shows
When it comes to hitting sexual heights, the average Japanese lover is among the least likely in the world to have an orgasm with only 27% coming to a climax
almost every time they have sex. Only the Chinese and people from Hong Kong (both 24%) are less likely to make the earth move and make their partners say Yes! Yes! Yes!
The Worst of the Japanese Lovers - nest0r - 2010-11-25
Womacks23 Wrote:Japanese people are bad at sex. Add westerners to this and you get those stereotypes.Uh huh. Edit: That was a sarcastic 'uh huh', in case it wasn't clear. I do hope that you aren't serious, but I can't tell, so I'll spare myself the wasted time. ;p
http://www.japantoday.com/category/national/view/japanese-missing-out-on-orgasms-durex-survey-shows
When it comes to hitting sexual heights, the average Japanese lover is among the least likely in the world to have an orgasm with only 27% coming to a climax
almost every time they have sex. Only the Chinese and people from Hong Kong (both 24%) are less likely to make the earth move and make their partners say Yes! Yes! Yes!