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かんちょう - mezbup - 2010-01-26
かんちょう =
官庁 goverment office
館長 superintendant, director, curator, chief librarian
管長 superintendant priest
艦長 captain of a warship
完調 ones best form
間諜 spy
浣腸 giving an enema, prank where the ect ect ect
漢朝 han dynasty
and theres a couple more
官庁で漢朝の艦長が間諜と館長に完調に浣腸しました。
edit:
or would this be better?
艦長も管長もが、官庁で漢朝の間諜と館長に完調に浣腸しました。
かんちょう - Nuriko - 2010-01-26
Did you compose that sentence?
かんちょう - mezbup - 2010-01-26
haha yeah just tried to think the longest one up I could.
Hoping others will post amusing sentences of a similar nature
校門で孔門が肛門を通して後門について告文を送りました。
かんちょう - Grinkers - 2010-01-27
That reminds me of a sentence I saw that was almost all は when written without kanji. The phonetics and particles all blended together. I'v completely forgotten what it was, and wish I wrote it down.
It was something like 母は、歯は〜 and so on to something. I'm sure we could make our own!
かんちょう - Ben Bullock - 2010-01-27
Grinkers Wrote:That reminds me of a sentence I saw that was almost all は when written without kanji. The phonetics and particles all blended together. I'v completely forgotten what it was, and wish I wrote it down.If you ever remember it, please send it to me, I'm collecting them:
It was something like 母は、歯は〜 and so on to something. I'm sure we could make our own!
Sumomo mo momo mo momo no uchi.
李も桃も桃のうち。
Uraniwa ni wa niwa, niwa ni wa niwa niwatori ga iru.
裏庭には二羽庭には二羽鶏がいる。
Kisha no kisha wa kisha de kisha shita.
貴社の記者は汽車で帰社した。
(For even more, see http://www.sljfaq.org/afaq/hayakuchi-kotoba.html)
かんちょう - mezbup - 2010-01-27
当代は灯台から東大まで遠いですね？
かんちょう - Grinkers - 2010-01-27
You have to match particle phonetics too, or else it's too easy to figure out
かんちょう - Codexus - 2010-01-27
Sometimes, it feels like Japanese can't possibly be a real language
かんちょう - yudantaiteki - 2010-01-27
You can find things like these in any language -- note that many of the words used in these sentences (at list the first two) are obsolete or rare.
かんちょう - Jarvik7 - 2010-01-27
脱肛 anal prolapse
抱っこ hug
脱穀 threshing
脱稿 completion of a manuscript
have fun
かんちょう - Smackle - 2010-01-27
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
かんちょう - Blank - 2010-01-27
James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
かんちょう - yudantaiteki - 2010-01-27
Jarvik7 Wrote:脱肛 anal prolapse脱穀しながら機会を抱っこしちゃって脱肛したから、脱肛できなかった。
抱っこ hug
脱穀 threshing
脱稿 completion of a manuscript
have fun
どうでしょうか。