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JAL - Jarvik7 - 2010-01-24
k, I've never been on a flight with smokers
Your boss needs a high-five though, married a JAL flight attendant less than half his age! And my friends poked fun at me for dating someone 7 years younger!
JAL - Thora - 2010-01-24
Well, your previous girlfriend was 7 years older, so just tell them it averages out.
JAL - Jarvik7 - 2010-01-24
It is slightly disconcerting that you remember (more like 5.5 years older though), but yeah I did say that
JAL - Thora - 2010-01-24
You said you're 27 and your girlfriends are 13 years apart, so I originally pegged your current girlfriend at about 14. But don't worry, Jarvik, when you have some money, you can get a woman half your age, too. But try to wait until you're 40, okay? The teen thing is a bit icky. (Are we going to do this all day, J7?)
JAL - nest0r - 2010-01-24
I think smokers need their own isolated little pods, completely sealed off from the world to avoid harming non-smokers. I recommend just euthanizing people born with the 'smoker gene', but if that's not possible they should be tattooed with barcodes or something and placed in a registry, tracked to ensure they smoke in their pods. The leathery, summarily executed cadavers of rule-breakers can be broken down and used to recycle tobacco (though I imagine over time their cancer-stricken corpses will up the carcinogen content). *
*Important note: I never suggested these pods be ventilated. When I say completely isolated I mean completely 'air tight' ('air free' -- well, just enough oxygen to light the cigarette). But shh don't tell that to the smokers till they're inside. ^_-
JAL - Jarvik7 - 2010-01-24
Technically my girlfriend was a teenager when I started dating her
JAL - Thora - 2010-01-24
okay, J7, you win
Nest0r, you've got something Atwood-esque going on there. Or perhaps Darwinian...
JAL - bodhisamaya - 2010-01-24
Hmmm. My last wife was born during my freshman year of high school. Kind of weird to think about.
JAL - Jarvik7 - 2010-01-24
IceCream Wrote:you are way, way, too cynical for a 27 year old.You say that like it's a bad thing.
bodhisamaya Wrote:Hmmm. My last wife was born during my freshman year of high school. Kind of weird to think about.I hope you weren't dating her as a senior.
JAL - nest0r - 2010-01-24
Thora Wrote:okay, J7, you winI went to see Atwood give a reading once. Just sayin'.
Nest0r, you've got something Atwood-esque going on there. Or perhaps Darwinian...