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Funniest Sentence In KO. - pm215 - 2010-02-01
Not unique to Narita -- all of the airports defined by the EU as 'city' airports (London City, Belfast City, Berlin Tempelhof and Stockholm Bromma) have a curfew on nighttime jet operations, as do another dozen other major airports. This is all basically noise-related, not a safety issue.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Jarvik7 - 2010-02-01
Somewhat unique to Narita. It's not really in a city, but the locals HATE the airport. I remember the first time I landed there there was a huge sign visible from the air that basically said "GO AWAY".
Funniest Sentence In KO. - kerosan41 - 2010-02-16
甘いものを食べると、渋いお茶が飲みたくなる。
When I eat something sweet, I become to fancy astringent tea.
Wait, what?
Funniest Sentence In KO. - yudantaiteki - 2010-02-16
~たくなる is hard to translate into English, we would just say "When I eat something sweet, it makes me want to drink strong tea." But literally it's like "I become wanting to drink"
I think this person was a non native speaker who used "fancy" for ～たい (as in the old-fanshioned "would you fancy a drink?") and "astringent" for 渋い.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Nesetoru - 2010-06-23
ブラウンさんは日本にいる間アメリカの自分の家を他の人に貸している。
ＭＲ. Brown is renting out his house in America during ＨＥＲ stay in Japan.
Well, I always suspected that Mr. Brown had gender issues...
Funniest Sentence In KO. - captal - 2010-06-24
彼はついに怒りを爆発させた。
He finally raged.
I just saw this one for the first time today. I think it's been brought up before but it's just so good.
Yudan- all of their translations are clearly done by non-natives. A lot of them are quite good, but a lot of them are off. Sometimes by a little and sometimes by quite a bit. If it bothers me enough I fix it in my own deck so I don't have to keep seeing "I become to fancy astringent tea"
Funniest Sentence In KO. - chair - 2010-06-26
This isn't in KO but it's pretty hilarious anyway (and it's in a learning resource (DoBJG)).
私は女であるほうが男であるより楽しいと思う。
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Asriel - 2010-11-15
Now this isn't in KO either, but I figure no sense making a new thread for it.
Found this in the "tatoeba" plugin for Anki. How useful is Tatoeba.org? I'm not sure, but when the top sentence for 炎 this:
私たち、テレビでママの仕事場が炎に包まれているのを見たわ。
On TV we saw Mummy's office in flames. [F]
I can't help but love it
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Shadeless - 2010-11-15
This is kinda offtopic since it's english, but it's a kanji mnemonic and it made me laugh when I recalled it the other day so I suppose it's worth a mention:
位 rank
ONYOMI: I
as in, "Because of all the dick jokes in this book, I got the worst rank in the "nihongo textbook competition."
Btw is there a way to set up tatoeba plugin to show only japanese and english sentences? Sorry for double offtopic.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - aphasiac - 2010-12-13
From Core2000:
彼女は足が太い。
Her legs are fat.
Funny thing is, the picture that accompanies this sentence is of a toy bunny-rabbit with bandages round it's legs. Always makes me smile when I review this one
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Irixmark - 2011-01-10
日本の企業は、不況でも雇用を守るために、従業員を解雇しない.
Japanese enterprises would not dismiss their employees in order to protect their employment even though they may suffer from depression.
Another one of those great translations. I had almost forgotten about that one and now it popped up again. I always knew that Japanese companies were reluctant to lay off permanent employees, but it's heart-warming to know that they also care about those who suffer from depression.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - captal - 2011-01-10
Dude. 不況 is not a depression of a person, it's an economic depression. That sentence is saying that even in times of (economic) depression, Japanese companies do not lay off their employees.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Asriel - 2011-01-10
@captal -- that's what makes it a funny translation. While we know and understand the true meaning, the way the translation was worded makes it sound like the employee is suffering from depression, rather than the economy.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - captal - 2011-01-10
Well I knew most of us knew that, but it wasn't clear Irixmark knew
I actually changed this one myself so I'm not used to seeing it that way- I change the sentences when they're strangely translated because it bugs me too much
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Irixmark - 2011-01-10
Asriel Wrote:@captal -- that's what makes it a funny translation. While we know and understand the true meaning, the way the translation was worded makes it sound like the employee is suffering from depression, rather than the economy.Thanks Asriel. I was about to make a snippy remark.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Irixmark - 2011-01-10
PS Just in case, the Great Depression is 大恐慌, which sounds duly terrifying to me. 不況 would be a mere recession if you're among economists; and an economic slump in everyday language.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Javizy - 2011-01-10
If you want crazy sentences, it's all about the Tanaka corpus. I wonder if a ole Breemy edited these ones out...
一発で命中しなくたって、妊娠するまでハメ続ければいいだけだし。 [XXX]
Even if we don't get lucky on the first try we can just keep ***** till I get pregnant. [XXX]
安全日だからといって、サルのように生ではしません。 しっかり避妊するのが愛のセックスの義務ではないでしょうか？
Just because it's a "safe day" I'm not going to make out like monkeys without protection. Isn't it the duty of loving sex to take proper care of contraception?
乱交パーティーの中で、めぐみはすっぱだかで芝生を走り回った。
During the orgy Megumi ran naked round the lawn.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - ta12121 - 2011-01-10
Javizy Wrote:If you want crazy sentences, it's all about the Tanaka corpus. I wonder if a ole Breemy edited these ones out...lol. Man those ones are extreme
一発で命中しなくたって、妊娠するまでハメ続ければいいだけだし。 [XXX]
Even if we don't get lucky on the first try we can just keep ***** till I get pregnant. [XXX]
安全日だからといって、サルのように生ではしません。 しっかり避妊するのが愛のセックスの義務ではないでしょうか？
Just because it's a "safe day" I'm not going to make out like monkeys without protection. Isn't it the duty of loving sex to take proper care of contraception?
乱交パーティーの中で、めぐみはすっぱだかで芝生を走り回った。
During the orgy Megumi ran naked round the lawn.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - monitor - 2012-03-13
I'd say this one's up there too:
Quote:スカートを脱ぐだけで、彼のズボンはもう我慢汁でビショビショだった。
I only had to take off my skirt and his pants were soaked with precum.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Gingerninja - 2012-03-13
Now there's a word I didn't think I'd learn today...
Funniest Sentence In KO. - monitor - 2012-12-21
Another hilarious one:
Quote:日本語のニュアンスが分からないくせに、自分の辞書のほうが正しいと言い張る傲慢な毛唐だ。
You're an arrogant dirty foreigner who claims your dictionary is correct even though you don't understand the nuances of Japanese.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - Stian - 2012-12-22
I kind of liked this Genki-sentence:
(Not from any premade Anki deck, sorry.)
あの人はゴリラみたいです。
Must be very useful.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - monitor - 2012-12-24
Stian Wrote:I kind of liked this Genki-sentence:I think I remember seeing a similar comparison in 月の恋人, actually lol
(Not from any premade Anki deck, sorry.)
あの人はゴリラみたいです。
Must be very useful.
Funniest Sentence In KO. - uisukii - 2012-12-24
monitor Wrote:Another hilarious one:That's pretty rude considering I bathe at least once a week.
Quote:日本語のニュアンスが分からないくせに、自分の辞書のほうが正しいと言い張る傲慢な毛唐だ。
You're an arrogant dirty foreigner who claims your dictionary is correct even though you don't understand the nuances of Japanese.